Except in cases where another artist is credited, all images and words on this site are copyright Brandon Bird, and cannot be duplicated or sold without express permission. To obtain permission, please e-mail brandonbird@gmail.com (In general: linking from your livejournal is cool, but copying an image and writing "collegehumor.com" all over it, that's not so cool).

Celebrity likenesses are used for the purposes of satire and commentary, and should not be construed as an endorsement of any kind by the individual depicted. Character marks are also used only in parody or commentary. I do not, for example, own Batman, Star Wars, Law & Order, Coach, Spider-Man, Highlander, or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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